Eldest son and youngest daughter - overheard passing a buffalo enclosure at the Suffolk Wildlife Park in Kessingland near Lowestoft:
| son: | [having read sign] oh, those are buffalo |
| daughter: | there's no such thing as a buffalo |
| son: | yes, of course there is |
| me: | yes, there is: there's one over there |
| daughter: | but I read it in a book: "there's no such thing as a buffalo" |
| me: | which book? |
| daughter: | "The Buffalo" |
| [pause while I ponder this one] | |
| [flash of inspiration] | |
| me: | do you mean "The Gruffalo"? |
| daughter: | oh, yes |
Dontcha love kids?
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