No Problem

It was suggested recently, that this song (written by me some years ago) is no longer relevent. It was written in a time of recession and I guess the sentiments - though replaced by new woes - are not strictly apropos any more. I therefore commend it to the archives, and here for your entertainment.

No Problem Raymond Lesley All across the land, shops are closing People out of work - what is going on? Busses running late, people have to drive Trains are breaking down - soon won't run at all But I say ... ... there's no problem The politicians told me so (they said) We're turning the corner It'll be OK Sex is dangerous, there's a virus everywhere Dope's against the law - what do we do now? So turn that music down, get your hair cut boy There's no fun no more - buddy, pass that gun But he says ... ... there's no problem The politicians told him so (they said) We're turning the corner It'll be OK Mysteries abound, like crop circles There's a UFO - flying round my house Where do Bic pens go, and plectrums? Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? ... there's no problem The politicians told me so (they said) We're turning the corner It'll be OK It'll be OK

PS: I have had to make one of these lines up, as I can't remember the original.